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Archive for March, 2009

Viagra Falls

Get out your knitting scarves, Scarlet, we’re goin’ to Viagra Falls!
Other than showing up in this blog’s spam filter almost daily, Viagra continues to get “attention”. For those who have been living in a dark well the past few years, Viagra is a little pill that claims to help men “get it up and keep [...]

Sunday, March 1st, 2009

I am Sure…

I am sure those two bohemian guys I saw today didn’t really think their trip to Home Depot through. They were transporting very light trim, mostly thin pieces, on their roof. Why on the roof when they had an Outback and could have run it out the back window, I will never know. Ooops. Didn’t [...]

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

Natural Anatomy

Things in nature that look like… Well…
Imagine you are hiking. It’s a hot and sticky day. You are sweaty and just set yourself down to rest for a minute, when you see this…

Cheeky Rock

Your mind starts to wander, so you wonder if your brain is overriding your eyes when you see this…

Breast Tree

And God bless [...]

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

Eye Popping Good

I found this eye chart floating around the internet and thought, “What a perfect little lesbian eye chart”.
Can you read the last line while covering your left eye and standing on your right leg?

Lesbian Eye Chart

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Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

Dangers of Being a Lipstick Lesbian

I was shocked to find out that many leading brands of lipstick have lead in them. I mean, what’s a lipstick lesbian to do? Is there nothing sacred?
More than a year after health groups in the U.S. reported that top-selling lipsticks contain lead, FDA is sitting on the results of its own research.

How Big is [...]

Monday, February 16th, 2009

What is it about Lesbians?

What is it about lesbians that when they are in a relationship, the diss their friends? It seems really prominent in Lesbo-Land.
WARNING: This may sound too familiar to you! The routine goes something like this:
Single lesbian makes friends that are ultra cool and they hang out having many fun times and adventures.
Single lesbian swears she [...]

Monday, February 16th, 2009

Adventures in Hair Removal, Continued: Smooth Away

For those of you that have been following this blog, you know that I have tried almost every consumer product for hair removal from consumer grade lasers, to waxing, to epilators and shaving. You can catch up by reading Adventures in Hair Removal.
The adventure continues, when I got my Smooth Away package in the mail. [...]

Sunday, February 15th, 2009

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